Squeaky Leaks Exclusive: Royal Parents Send Princess Fiona to Dragon-Guarded Tower
By The Three Blind Mice, Investigative Reporters
In a move that has raised both eyebrows and questions across the kingdom, King Harold and Queen Lillian of Far-Far Away have quietly sent their only daughter, Princess Fiona, to a remote tower guarded by a dragon. The royal family insists this follows “time-honored tradition,” but some citizens whisper that there is more to the story than meets the eye.
According to palace sources, the decision was made under the guidance of the Fairy Godmother herself, who promised that Fiona’s destiny required solitude until the arrival of her true love. The tower, rumored to be surrounded by thorned cliffs and ancient spells, now stands as both her sanctuary and her prison.
Witnesses describe a tearful farewell at the castle gates. The Queen reportedly clutched her daughter’s hand until the final moment, while the King looked away, his face pale beneath his crown. “It is the way of royal daughters,” one courtier muttered. “But that does not make it easy.”
Locals near the tower have reported strange sights and sounds since Fiona’s arrival. Some claim they have seen the glow of candlelight high in the tower’s window. Others insist they have heard singing carried on the wind, soft and sorrowful, just before the dragon’s roar shakes the trees.
Still, not everyone is convinced that the story ends with a kiss. “These old fairy tale customs are outdated,” said one outspoken villager. “Locking up a young princess in hopes that a stranger will show up and fix everything? That sounds more like a curse than a blessing.”
When asked for comment, a palace spokesperson simply replied, “All will be well when true love arrives.”
Until then, Princess Fiona remains out of sight but not out of mind. Squeaky Leaks will continue to investigate the truth behind the royal arrangement, the nature of the tower’s enchantments, and whether this so-called tradition hides something much darker beneath its fairy tale shine.
Stay tuned. The truth, as always, squeaks out eventually.
